Samsoni

 

 

Status: wrestler

Ht: 6'

Wt: approx 250 pounds

Hair: brown

Eyes: crossed

Body type: brute

 

 

 

Sam "Bam Thank You Ma'am" is a big-boned brawler with a ten-gallon hat and perhaps an even bigger stomach. He is rumored to have had some sumo training, but this may been purely on the dietary side. His battles with Miss Muscle remain mythical, but his streetfight with Chickfighter was enough to convince Blue Belle to hire him to wrestle for SHOCK. He is almost as broad as he is tall although whether this is from swallowing a lot of pride or a lot of pizzas is unknown. He is certainly not an opponent to be taken "lightly."