Chicky versus Godzilla

 


* Chickfighter grabs her opponent by the head and nimbly runs up the ropes... leaping into the center of the ring and giving Lady Kong a facial... the Empire City Champion in pink quickly returning to the ropes and up them one two three... moonsaulting... two rotations... aiming to land her tight fanny on top of her downed foe...

* Lady Kong unable to counter as your bottom squarely slams into her face... blocking her air as you grind down... pinning your foe... as you grind her into the mat... for the count of three... the victory carrying you through to the finals...

* Chickfighter raises clenched gloved fists to the crowd... the Japanese boo the American Champion in her pink leotard... sheer dark tights... and black mask, belt and footies... she and the airship here to promote DDSTV in Japan... and winning this mixed martial arts tournament would be the perfect way...

* Some of the press coming around... saying that if you can take on 'Handsome' Hariko in the final round and succeed, you've got the chance to become a new idol in Tokyo... the anime version of the Dolls needing that kind of publicity... floundering in the cartoon stakes...

* Chickfighter giggles and nods to the press... answering some questions about the popularity of the Ultimate Chickfighter video game... "And yes I'm negotiating to play myself in the movie... but now I need to prepare for the championship... sayonara guys..." waving and noticing some shadowy figures as she cartwheels away...

* The shadowy figures looking like a pair of young wannabe Yakuza... eyeing you... as you're suddenly distracted by Hariko himself... a strapping Japanese man with dyed blonde hair... holding out a hand to shake... "Greetings, Molly-san... may I say that it'll be a distinct pleasure to get into the ring with such a beauty..."

* Chickfighter almost blushes behind her mask... offering her gloved hand immediately... "Oh the pleasure is all mine you handsome devil... even if I do have to kick your ass!" giggling and winking as the cameras flash... hot photos of the finalists greeting each other outside the ring... sure to be in all the tabloids in the morning...

* Hariko, the handsome opponent, kissing your hand gently... even as you hear the screech of tires... turning... your eyes widening as you see the Chickymobile peeling out... the Yakuza scoundrels inside... flipping you the bird as they peel out... making their name at your expense as they roar off... in a blaze of flashbulb...

* Chickfighter nods politely... "Excuse please..." and is off like a pink streak... running almost fast as the car she pursues... snatching a skateboard from a kid... "I'll see that you get two..." slingshotting off a bus... almost catching her car... until it corners... and she leaps... catching the traffic signal... swinging around to land in the backseat... "Howdy punks!"

* One punk stamping on the accelerator... turning the car into oncoming traffic... laughing as he dodges death by a hair’s breadth... even as his friend jumps onto you... attempting to beat you down with fists covered in gold and silver rings... the car moving at eighty... ninety... a hundred miles an hour... the driver wanting to make sure you can't take the wheel without risking a smash-up...

* Chickfighter blocks punch after punch with her forearms... she and the Yakuza punk exchanging blows while standing in the back seat of the speeding... rocking car... bringing a nylon-clad knee up between his legs as the car lurches sideways... grasping at the driver's seatbelt to hold on as she nearly flies out of the car...

* The Yakuza wannabe hurtling out of the car... just as the car crosses a river bridge... the thug skipping across the water like a stone... alive only by a miracle as the police send a boat out to capture him... even as the driver accelerates more... jinking between oncoming cars... trying to shake you out of the car... even as another car comes up behind... 'Handsome' Hariko's golden sports car... "Hold on, Molly-san... “

* Chickfighter does indeed cling tightly... choking the driver as she holds on to the seatbelt for dear life... her body banging against the side of the car... her slender legs flailing out horizontally as the driver hits the gas and swerves... gulping and breaking out in a sweat at the thought of hitting the pavement at over one hundred miles per hour... "Help me Hariko!"

* Hariko slamming his foot on the accelerator... moving alongside you... holding the wheel with one hand and catching your ankle with another... stretching you between the two speeding vehicles even as the whole roadway begins to shake... smoke rising in the distance... Hariko grimaces... "Oh no, what timing..."

* Chickfighter blinks as she is stretched out... "What Hariko? Oh shit!" she sees a huge green head tower above the smoke... as the driver's head lolls about... apparently choked out but his foot still on the gas... the airship following high above and catching the whole thing on camera... broadcasting it live... DDSTV ratings in Japan soaring... the car careening…

* A massive green monster smashing buildings... and staring down at the oncoming vehicles... even as a hapless motorcyclist drives away... making a beeline for your stretched body... leaving you the decision of whether to leap for your own car... or try and get into Hariko's... or stay where you are and get splattered...

* Chickfighter gasps as an oncoming motorcycle shoots out of the smoke straight at her... "Ohmygawd!" She lets go of the belt... screaming as the motorcycle whizzes past... swerving into the bridge rail… the rider flying into the bay… Chicky trusting Hariko to swing her back into his car by the ankle... flipping into the seat beside him with a half twist... giving him a kiss on the cheek... "Now catch my car!"

* Hariko not only swinging you into his car... but into his lap... one hand rubbing a pantyhosed thigh as the other holds the wheel... moving alongside your speeding car... as both cars hurtle towards the enraged Godzilla... the monster lizard bending down and roaring... blue flames leaping from his mouth... as both cars hurtle towards the atomic flame...

* Chickfighter winks and leaps out of Hariko's car just as he swerves to the left of the flame... flipping through the air... kicking the unconscious thug to the passenger side of her car... landing in the seat and swerving to the right of the flame with inches to spare... weaving through the rubble as she brings the pink machine to a stop... a few feet short of an abandoned bus...

* Hariko skidding his gold dream machine alongside yours... a single heat blister appearing in the gold paint... Hariko wincing... "Damn... I'll have to get that repainted..." Looking enviously at your own untouched paint job... even as Godzilla smashes the roadway you were on moments ago... then turns to growl at you both...

* Chickfighter gulps as she gets out of her car... now effectively blocked in... "Thanks again, Hariko... I'll pay for getting your car painted..." looking upwards at Godzilla... "If we survive a close encounter with... aiyeeeeee..." screaming as she is scooped up by claw-like digits closing about her midsection...

* The massive monster snarling... raking the ground with a burst of atomic fire... the Chickymobile untouched... but nothing remaining of Hariko's car but bubbling metal... and the handsome wrestling star gone… seemingly atomized along with it... as Godzilla takes you towards the highest building in Japan... the claw crushing tight... evidently the monster wanting to eat you in front of all Tokyo...

* Chickfighter 's eyes nearly pop out of her mask as the grip tightens... her breasts threatening to pop right through the stretchy pink fabric of her leotard... bicycling her legs frantically... unable to breathe... much less escape the crushing grip... as she is brought before the mouth... and blue flame erupts... only to be intercepted by a high pressure water blast from the airship...

* The water cannon filling the monster's mouth... and putting out the flame... Godzilla unable to raise a spark... as he claws at the airship... attempting to swipe it out of the sky... then toss you into a toothy mouth...

* Chickfighter winces as the annoyed beast tightens his grip and snaps several ribs... a backhand sending the airship careening toward the bay... shaking her head no... blond hair flopping... frantically trying to wriggle free... a she is plopped into the huge mouth... sprawling on a warm wet mat of tongue... as the massive jaws close down around her...

* A cage of teeth keeping you from the outside... as the huge lizard tongue tilts up... leaving you scrabbling to find a purchase on slippery muscle as you begin to slide slowly down the throat of the beast... sliding inch by inch towards certain doom...

* Chickfighter squeals and flails arms and legs alike... losing her throwing star earrings in the slime... desperately trying to find something to grasp... as the overpowering tongue sumo wrestles her into the monster's gullet... a dark, hot, humid hole that smells of sewer gas... pushed in headfirst... her kicking legs in the sheer black nylon glimpsed as the monster opens its mouth to roar even as it swallows her whole...

* The stomach acid bubbling below you as you slowly slither towards it... looking straight at a horrible death... until you feel a firm hand grasping your hose-covered ankle... and pulling... tugging you back from the swallowing throat... into the powerful arms of Hariko... who treats himself to a rough kiss before addressing the problem of how to get out of the monster's mouth... "Together we could do some dental work from the inside..."

* Chickfighter blinks, giggles nervously and kisses deeply... "I have an idea..." showing Hariko how to use her mask's breathing apparatus... before searching for her lost throwing star... and slipping it between two huge teeth... as the monster grinds them together... exploding the massive sleeping gas grenade inside its own mouth...

* The mouth filling with sleeping gas... as the beast staggers... inhaling it... the rush of wind forcing you to hold onto a tooth for dear life... as Hariko holds onto you for dear life... taking the opportunity to grope a little... growling into your ear as the monster staggers... and falls... the scaly hide of the beast protecting you from the bulk of the impact even as you bounce around in its mouth...

* Chickfighter embraces Hariko... entwining with him like yin and yang as the monster crashes down... both becoming drenched in slimy monster saliva... fortunate to land on the now soft mattress-like tongue... kissing you with a grin as the mouth falls open... "How did you? I mean I thought you got cooked..."

* Hariko smiles... firm hands roaming over hose-covered bottom... "Mmmm... I dived out of the way... behind your car... then I followed the monster and used my agility to get into its mouth while its flames were out of action..." He smiles... returning the long kiss... "Now... perhaps we should study each other's form before tomorrow's match..."

* Chickfighter giggles... "Well I could use a shower... that's for sure..." kissing and holding tight... "If they get that bus moved we could take my car to your place and get cleaned up there... if you promise not to take advantage of me before our match..." smirking and taking his hand in hers as she leads him back to the car...

(March 2008)

(See an Illustration of the big scene)